December 2009
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indielyndi:
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ocokacho:
“Tony is dead”
“Randolph is dead”
this isn’t very exciting.
”Chelsea is crap”
oh
“McKenzie is falling into fatherhood” Oh ok. This whole time I was wondering why I was single. I thought it was because I was ugly or weird. It’s obviously because I possess male...
MLIT - My Life is Twilight →
fuckyeahtwilight:
Submitted by mugglejeff
…this is honestly pathetic.
From "The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when...
yerawizardharry:
“The willy chooses the wizard, Mr Potter.”
“Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape smoothly. “…Willy out, Potter.” Harry moved into his usual position…
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried...
Top 10 Harry Potter Pick Up Lines ;)
mentalzephyrs:
aliciaifyouplease:
shilohhh:
changingtosavemylife:
yerawizardharry:
10. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. 9. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. 8. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. 7. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together. 6. You...